Erlkönig: eternal-truths.shtml

[collected 2003-08-06]

Subject: [Fwd: Fwd: ETERNAL TRUTHS]
To: erlkonig@talisman.org
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From: [Dawn]
Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 10:10:31 -0500

• Remember, once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.
• I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
• If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
• Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some, like me, just don't have any film.
• I always know God won't give me more than I can handle but there are times I wish He didn't trust me quite so much.
• Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
• If the shoe fits.......buy a pair in every color.
• Never be too open minded, your brains could fall out.
• Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
• If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
• Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
• Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
• Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
• Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
• By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.