Erlkönig: harp-or-pet.shtml

From: zippy@cattell.psych.upenn.edu (Michele M. Ashmore)
Posted-Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 10:56:17 EST
 
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NEVER impulse buy small furry pets or small stringed harps.  You'll just be
sorry.
 
                        Zippy
 
From: dhf@green.att.com
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 11:14 EST
 
    Hi,
    I understand not buying the harp. You can, however,
    cook and eat the pet.
 
    don fair
 
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 8:26:58 PST
From: Kyle Wohlmut 
 
(I wasn't going to say anything, but since you brought it up...)
 
Or better yet, feed it to your snake!
 
K.