Erlkönig: Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

[Collected 2000-11-05 16:46:08 CST (Nov Sun) 973464368]

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Somebody call the janitor. We're going to need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
Bo! Bo!! Come back with that! Bad Dog!!!
Wait a minute, if this is the spleen, then what's that? Hand me that ... uh ... that ... thingie.
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this
Darn, there go the lights again.
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the patient has two of 'em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
What's this doing here?
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool! Now can you make the leg twitch?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
OK, now take a picture from this angle.
This is truly a freak of nature.
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry, I think it's sharp enough.
What do you mean You want a divorce!
She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
Darn! Page 47 of this manual is missing!