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Subject: THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY...


>   >"Thoughts for the day!"> 
>   > 
>   >     I Learned... 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned that you cannot make someone 
>   >               love you.  All you can do is 
>   >               stalk them and hope they panic and give in. 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned that no matter how much I care, 
>   >               some people are just assholes. 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned that it takes years to build up 
>   >               trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to 
>   >               destroy it. 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned that you can get by on charm for 
>   >               about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd 
>   >               better have a big dick or huge tits. 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned that you shouldn't compare 
>   >               yourself to others - they are 
>   >               more fucked up than you think. 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned that you can keep puking long 
>   >               after you think you're finished. 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned that we are responsible for what 
>   >               we do, unless we are celebrities. 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned that regardless of how hot and 
>   >               steamy a relationship is at first, the 
>   >               passion fades, and there had better 
>   >               be a lot of money to take its place. 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned that sometimes the people you 
>   >               expect to kick you when you're down will 
>   >               be the ones who do. 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad 
>   >               friends because their dysfunction makes 
>   >               us feel better about ourselves. 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned that no matter how you try to 
>   >               protect your children, they will eventually 
>   >               get arrested and end up in the local paper. 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned that the people you care most 
>   >               about in life are taken from you too soon 
>   >               and all the less important ones 
>   >               just never go away. 
>   > 
>   >               I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't 
>   >               take a joke" in 6 languages. 
>   > 
>   >               Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, 
>   >               they'll appreciate it.  Who knows, 
>   >               maybe something good will happen.  If 
>   >                                not... tough shit.